bartmobile:

bartmobile:

do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took

council has spoken. here she is

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play-now-my-lord:

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Reminded by flag discourse about my proposal for a new Massachusetts state flag. The looming black triangle represents the creeping dread one experiences in Massachusetts, the white represents the horrible weather, the blue represents microplastics, and the slogan represents I saw it on a pack of cigs and thought it sounded sick

delishdessert:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

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where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

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this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

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I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

masterboa:

injuries-in-dust:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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By growing it in the dark it means the rhubarb doesn’t place any energy and nutrition into growing leaves. So it puts everything into the edible stem and grows taller, more nutritious and tastier.

The candle light is just tradition. You could use electric lights if you wanted.

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deadmomjokes:

katiethecumberbabe:

muldertorture:

sarahsupastar:

asuna-tan:

deadhpool:

the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end

I love this because you have Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself in the first one to becoming this master sword fighter and leader of ALL pirates. You watch Will who was just this angsty little brat head over heels for Elizabeth become this grown man who faced all his demons.

and then there’s Jack

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“Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself”

Do you mean…

Elizabeth who improvised a weapon when pirates invaded her bedroom

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Elizabeth who could have run for the exits but instead went straight for the swords

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Elizabeth who demanded to speak with a pirate captain and then used the leverage she had to get him to agree to her demands

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Elizabeth who CAME AT BARBOSSA WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE and then fucking STABBED HIM when she couldn’t get away

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Elizabeth who was trapped on a tiny island with nothing but crates of rum and a man she couldn’t stand and who used those supplies to summon a rescue party for herself

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Elizabeth who made a rope out of sheets and climbed down the back of a ship to save the day herself when no one would listen to her about how dangerous the pirates were

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Elizabeth who snuck onto the Black Pearl, knocked two cursed pirates straight off their ship, and rescued Jack’s entire crew

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Elizabeth who rowed straight back into danger without any backup instead of running away with everyone else

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Elizabeth who came to Will’s rescue with a blunt object and a one-liner

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Elizabeth who proceeded to team up with Will to take down all the remaining pirates in the cave

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Elizabeth who – without being asked or told what was going on – faked unconsciousness to create a distraction for Will’s rescue of Jack

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Elizabeth who stepped in front of a ring of muskets, successfully protecting Jack and Will from being shot or captured

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Elizabeth may have learned some impressive sword tricks in the later movies, but she was a Badass from day one.

preach

Elizabeth Swann is a queen.

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nigelgraz:

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Ngl chief not a week goes by where i don’t think about Lesbian Vampires by Yutaka Hidaka

marta-bee:

rnekopallet:

gsirvitor:

UNMUTE OMG

I feel I need context in the worst way, but also that no context could possibly improve on the glory that is… this.